monster bingo 2020;

[softlyfalling]

Comments

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[confused headtilt

what could possibly be therapeutic about petting a floofy dog]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

[ rub rub rub rub rub ]

Soft, gentle, relaxing... you're the best-behaved dog I've met today.

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[wait shit this is unacceptable, he is very scary and evil

but also rubs are nice...

this is a dilemma...]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

Excellent boy! Soft boy! Very cute boy!

...oh, I even have some jerky on me, here, that's good, right...?

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[!!!

EARS PERK UP

GIVE FOOD GIVE]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

[ she fishes into her pocket for some jerky wrapped up in brown paper, and pulls out a stick. ]

Here, buddy.

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[JUMPS AT IT GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

[ jerky: given ]

Yeah, well done! Jerky for a good boy.

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[NOMNOMNOM and his tail is wagging at the speed of sound now

jerky! for! a good boy!!!

once the jerky's gone in like two seconds he's giving her an expectant look]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

Ha ha, all right, all right...

[ she just starts breaking a piece off and tosses it in the air for him. ]

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[jumps into the air to catch it!!!

happy noms

flops down and rolls around in happy excitement

being a dog is the fucking best]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

[ gonna toss more jerky bits into the air ]

It seems like you're having a lot of fun with this.

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[collects them all, some from the air and some from the ground, happily barking and wagging his tail all the while

eventually when he's done with that he's sitting down and tilting his head like he's considering something]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

Ah—what is it...?

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[poofs back into person shape]

Well, that was fun.

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

Hah, well, I'm glad...

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

Anyway, do you wanna do something on your card?

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

.........arm wrestling?

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

...Sure. Shouldn't take long.

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

[ well, uh, where's the nearest table to sit down at— ]

All right, then—

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[sitting down and setting his arm on the table in the standard wrestle position]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

[ sits down opposite him, and assumes the same position, clasping his hand. ]

Ready, set—

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[briefly considers trying to cheat and take an early start, but he'd probably end up losing like that anyway

so he'll just let her get to "go", preparing himself to at least try and put up a fight]

Re: Doodles

[softlyfalling]

Go!

[ at which point she does just absolutely go for it, with the strength of someone whose number one lifelong hobby has been "working out," so. ]

Re: Doodles

[avestan]

[surprising absolutely no one, doodle is immediately crushed]

Geh-!